Playboy founder
Hugh Hefner is reportedly getting married again, on New Year’s Eve. He and former
“girlfriend” Crystal Harris planned to marry a year and a half ago to much
hoopla — before Harris backed out five days before the ceremony.
It all seems a bit odd that
the 86-year-old Hefner would opt for such a traditional form of commitment.
He’s been married twice before, of course, but as the pioneer of a sexual
revolution in which anything goes, I have to ask why he bothers now, especially
when he reportedly needs to pop “enhancement” drugs and to watch porn before
hopping in the sack.
Hefner spent a couple of
years in a relationship with Harris while simultaneously “dating” twins
Kristina and Karissa Shannon. For Hefner, dating is a euphemism for being
available for sex whenever he desires at the Playboy Mansion. In the past,
Hefner has “dated” seven girls simultaneously. In his lifetime, Hefner has had
sexual intercourse with hundreds of women, the vast majority of them lifelike
blonde Barbie dolls in their teens and early 20s.
Now he is promising to be
faithful to the 26-year-old Harris. What a twist for the man who is largely
responsible for polyamory gaining acceptance in this country.